Want so bad. 

Want so bad. 

This was my mother and I watching this commercial.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Have you guys seen my prom dress?

Have you guys seen my prom dress?

whatever94: R.I.P. Virginity

whatever94:

R.I.P. Virginity

dorkv4d3r: Senior year is over, and i’m legitimately sad. Not because of school, but because I hate the fact of being apart from these two. It’s not the most flattering picture, but it’s definitely a great one. I love these two so much, and I would have never thought that when we met sophomore year, we would have been so close. I’m going to miss saturday nights, and skype calls, telling inside jokes, quoting brand new and all of that. I’m glad I got to spend three years with these amazing people and I’m going to miss you both terribly. I’m glad we’ve gotten so close and accomplished a lot of great things together. I love you both. Of all the pictures she chooses this one. But regardless, it sums up our friendship so much. 

dorkv4d3r:

Senior year is over, and i’m legitimately sad. Not because of school, but because I hate the fact of being apart from these two. It’s not the most flattering picture, but it’s definitely a great one. I love these two so much, and I would have never thought that when we met sophomore year, we would have been so close. I’m going to miss saturday nights, and skype calls, telling inside jokes, quoting brand new and all of that. I’m glad I got to spend three years with these amazing people and I’m going to miss you both terribly. I’m glad we’ve gotten so close and accomplished a lot of great things together. I love you both.

Of all the pictures she chooses this one. But regardless, it sums up our friendship so much. 

jesuskemp: Still from Aleksandr Sokurov’s Russian Ark, notable for being filmed in a single, 96 minute-long take. No breaks.

jesuskemp:

Still from Aleksandr Sokurov’s Russian Ark, notable for being filmed in a single, 96 minute-long take. No breaks.

(Source: funeral-wreaths)

fuckyeahtattoos: So this is my Bomb the Music Industry! tattoo that I got at No Limit Tattoo, by the wonderful Ghis. He mentioned he was relocating to New Zealand, so get at ‘im while he’s still here! So I got these lyrics from the song I Don’t Love You Anymore because A: I have a nasty habit of beating myself up over stupid things that don’t matter, B: the song is about being a booze hound & trying to be a better person, & C: I love D.I.Y. punk. (Click through for the tattoo parlor’s webpage!) Wish I had thought of this oh dear lord. 

fuckyeahtattoos:

So this is my Bomb the Music Industry! tattoo that I got at No Limit Tattoo, by the wonderful Ghis. He mentioned he was relocating to New Zealand, so get at ‘im while he’s still here!

So I got these lyrics from the song I Don’t Love You Anymore because A: I have a nasty habit of beating myself up over stupid things that don’t matter, B: the song is about being a booze hound & trying to be a better person, & C: I love D.I.Y. punk.

(Click through for the tattoo parlor’s webpage!)

Wish I had thought of this oh dear lord. 

crayolakushh: This is great.

crayolakushh:

This is great.